What does a fast mushroom car say?
“Shroom! Shroom!”
Why do toadstools grow so close together?
They don’t need mush-room.
Why was the mushroom arrested?
For stalking.
What do you call a mushroom encyclopedia?
A fung-guide to mushrooms.
Why won’t the mushroom buy a couch?
He prefers toadstools.
Why did the mushroom hate going to school?
He was always spored.